The first bumper stickers appeared in the early '40s to attract tourists. For example, big tourist attractions had stickers in form of their official signs. The staff would just walk around the parking lot and attach promotional stickers to cars of visitors. People quickly realized that they can be used for other purposes. Stickers can be secular, in support of big events, commercial, religious, and funny. Since then, we have been using the bumper to let others know what we believe in, make others aware of our views or show off our accomplishments.
With funny bumper stickers that we have found you get a glimpse into who is behind the steering wheel. Some of them tell us hard-core truths. Truths about driving, kids, and ourselves. Maybe not that deep, but a funny sticker lets us laugh our way into tomorrow. Here are 15 funny bumper stickers you don’t see every day.
15 Are You Following Jesus This Closely?
These letters are large enough, so that people won't have to get even closer to read them than they all already are. And people driving properly will be able to get a kick out of it. This is a semi-kind, funny way to tell drivers to back off. And it's one of the biggest pet peeves for many.
14 My Driving Scares Me Too
With this sticker, you will never blend in with other cars. Even if your car is a boring tiny sedan, the sticker will set it apart. This sticker says it all, especially in the winter. It may or may not hold true, but people will laugh at it and talk about it.
13 The Family Sticker
The "family sticker" is a very common thing on bumpers. Drivers tell everyone how many people they might have in a vehicle and that there might be children or pets. While traditional, cute family car bumper stickers may be so yesterday, this one is funny. And it's quite harmless, too.
12 Sorry For Driving So Close In Front Of You
Too many drivers out there like to get very close behind before passing and it can be annoying. Some people tap on the brakes just to get them back off. But this sticker does the job pretty well. Besides, sarcasm is the natural defense against stupid, or so they say.
11 I Am Unstoppable
If you're a big dinosaur fan, you will love this adorable decal with the positive and funny message. There are no situations when it's inapropriate and you'll get nothing but compliments on it. Everyone loves a cute T-Rex. This is a reminder for you and people around you to never give up.
10 Endangered Species
You'll be getting curious stares and seeing people trying to take a picture of the sticker. It helps to lighten up a bit. These letters are big enough so other drivers can clearly read it when they're eating your dust. It feels nice having everyone know that you're dropping gears in your endangered species.
9 I Park Like An Idiot
We've all been there. You search for a parking place and just when you think you have found the perfect spot, someone else takes it. Indeed, some drivers race around the parking lot like a hungry vulture. With this sticker, you can tell others that you won't stop until you have found the best spot.
8 The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive
There have been times for many of us that we let off the gas because the person was trailing too close. At least they will understand why and that you were watching them. Some people may even change lanes to go around you when they read this harmless but funny sticker.
7 Never Say Never
This one looks great on a minivan you said you will never buy. Or perhaps you're going to drive one and want to make it cool with stickers. Total strangers will stop and either take a picture or comment in-person that they like the sticker. It's friendly and funny, pure gold.
6 Not A Cop
You can give this sticker to a friend who is a cop, so, as they say, trust no one. Just throw it on and everyone will snap pictures of the bumper. It doesn't have to be the truth to be hilarious. This is meant to be all in good fun anyway.
5 Not Your Average Family
We've seen those bumper stickers in which every figure represents a family member. Nobody, who's driving around you cares if your family loves Disney World so much that your stick figure has mouse ears. This sticker, though, puts your sense of humor on full display alongside your awkward family members.
4 Stay Weird
This one will definitely catch the public off guard. Every time you sit in traffic or at a stoplight, you will see people behind you reading this sticker. You'll know when they get to this one, because they will think about it, realize it, then smile. It's that easy to brighten up someone's day.
3 Strangers Have The Best Candy
"Strangers Have the Best Candy" is a book written by Margaret Schulte. For the majority of people, this sticker is just a joke. But a few people will take a hint and have a good laugh. Maybe you'll read the book and learn why in the world someone would want to get candy from strangers.
2 He Is Married
Even though this is not always the truth, it's hilarious. There are many people who are in "gold-digging" relationships out there and there is nothing wrong with that. Still, there is a stereotype and this is what will cause people to laugh at this sticker. Poor car owner though. Pun intended.
1 Your Stick Family Was Delicious
This sticker has been around for a long time, but it is still funny. There is just something hilarious about a family sticker that isn't annoyingly sweet. We need more families with a good sense of humor out there in the world. While the decal lacks in realism, it makes up for it in smiles.