Poor Tom Brady, the football world’s biggest loser. No seriously, the dude lost his third Super Bowl, nobody is supposed to lose that many Super Bowls unless their name is John Elway. Even worse, did you know that Tom Brady has lost the AFC Championship game four times? Wow, it must hurt to get so close to the top of the NFL mountain so many times and come away empty-handed. We guess the guy will just have to take solace in his 14 AFC East division titles, a small consolation we're sure…

Updated April 2022: Now that Tom Brady is retired from professional football, he's got more time to enjoy his trophies. We're not talking about his awards—we're talking about his gorgeous cars! We've updated this list to include more of Tom and Gisele's cars in their collection.

Oh, wait; there are just a few other things Tom Terrific can take solace in. For starters, he’s worth about $150 million all on his own. He’s also married to Gisele Bundchen, the Brazilian supermodel, who is not only unquestionably the hottest mother of two you’ll ever see, but also worth so much herself that the two together are rumored to be worth almost $650 million. Yeah, that’s a nice little pile of cash to share with the love of your life who also happens to be a former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.

So what do TB12 and Gisele do with all of that scratch that’s just lying around when he’s not turning the Super Bowl into his own personal party every year or trying to get us all to drink more water? That’s right; Brady (and Gisele) has a serious Jones for nice cars. Hey, every five-time Super Bowl winning QB (oh wait, he’s the only one in that team photo) has probably got some sort of vice, and it appears that Tommy Boy’s is fast luxurious cars. Read on to see Tom & Gisele’s 18 rides.

Related: Step Inside Tom Brady's Incredible Car Collection

18 1967 Dodge Dart

1967-1976 Dodge Dart
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Tom Brady comes from humble beginnings. And what do all humble All-American Quarterbacks have in common? An old beat-up muscle car from the 1960s as their first vehicle. That was exactly the case for Tom Brady, whose first car was none other than an old 1967 Dodge Dart.

Tom said to have bought the car from his sister for a whopping $200. It looks like he was always after the most affordable cars, a trend that would continue well after he reached massive success.

17 2020 Tesla Model S

2020 Tesla Model S P100D
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New city, new car, right? Apparently, Tom Brady thought so, as he has been sighted driving around Tampa in a brand new Tesla Model S. The move isn't that surprising, as Tom and Gisele are into hybrids, so the next logical step would be to own a full-blown EV.

While the Tesla Model S isn't as large as some hybrids the couple has owned, it certainly is one of the fastest. With instant torque delivery and a 0-60 speed of around 2.1 seconds for the Plaid version, Tom's Tesla is competitive with his Bugatti. Plus, costing less than $150,000 is right in line with the couple's somewhat frugal nature.

16 2014 Maserati GranTurismo

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Tom Brady is no stranger to luxury cars. Along with Gisele, the couple owns several notable vehicles, and one of the greatest is the Maserati GranTurismo. With a 4.7L V8 that produces 454 horsepower, it's as fast as Tom could want, at least on the busy city streets.

While the GranTurismo may not be as flashy as a Porsche, or even the Bugatti he's got hidden away. Tom's sense of class and elegance stretches to his cars, and the GranTurismo is the perfect embodiment of that elegance.

15 2004 Cadillac Escalade ESV

1. Tom Brady Cadillac Escalade ESV
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We wonder if this is the car that set Brady off on his car addiction. After all, this was five years before he even met Giselle, so she wasn’t influencing the couple’s car purchases yet (she does now, however, as we will see). So this is the car that good old Tom won for earning his 2nd Super Bowl MVP in the Patriots' win over the Carolina Panthers.

Cadillac was actually the sponsor of the Super Bowl MVP car giveaway for almost a decade. Brady himself was still in his rookie contract and wasn’t making the big money he does nowadays (alright, he was making plenty, but you get the point). Perhaps this Escalade was the nicest car he had owned until that point.

The Escalade ESV was a gas guzzler supreme, clocking in at 13mpg in the city, not a good look for a car to drive around Boston’s congested streets. We're thinking Cadillac gave him the Platinum Edition which had a price point of just under $70,000.

14 2015 Chevy Colorado

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We have to include this Brady car, even though he never drove it because we would be remiss to not share a fun TB12 car story. So we would think that pretty much everyone in the civilized world knows that Brady won his 3rd Super Bowl MVP in 2015 when his Patriots defeated the Seattle Seahawks. That game featured one of the greatest defensive plays of all time when a rookie cornerback named Malcolm Butler intercepted a ball at the goal line in the final seconds. So Brady got all the accolades, but Butler saved his bacon. What happened next was pretty cool.

A few days after the game, Brady tossed the keys to this 2015 Chevy Colorado to Butler and said “It’s all yours, man.” At the time Butler was driving an almost-junker worth about $8,000. The Colorado Butler received from Brady was worth about $35,000.

13 2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee

2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee
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Tom & Gisele have had a lot of really pricey, really fancy cars over the years, but this one surely isn’t one of them. We mean, after all, Jeep makes really solid cars (well, most of the time they do) but you’re not looking at a maker that’s going to dominate the luxury market or price itself out of normal people’s range. Be that as it may, though, the Jeep Grand Cherokee was the car that our power couple tooled around in while Gisele was pregnant with their second child, now five-year-old Vivian Lake.

It looks like your basic classic black Grand Cherokee, good for getting around town when you have lots of errands to run (like monthly checkups), an older kid to cart around, and a need to fill up your space with the junk families accrue. It also looks like a lot like the Overland Summit model, which was right around $44,000 MSRP. We wonder what the two did as far as upgrades. They had to have done something, right?

Related: Tom Brady's Giant Custom Cadillac Escalade Is Up For Sale

12 2009 Lexus RX Hybrid

2009 Lexus RX Via Wikimedia Commons
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So it would appear that, at least in the Brady-Bundchen household, the lady likes the tough (or at least big) cars and the guy likes the speed demons. In any case, Gisele has sure thrown a lot of their money at various SUVs over the years. And she doesn’t go after that BS subcompact SUV category either. Nope, Gisele goes after the real deals. She also seems to have an environmental consciousness about her as more than one SUV on this list is a hybrid.

In any case, she was seen driving around, back at the beginning of their marriage in 2009, in the Lexus RX hybrid, which first came out that same year. Is it just us or does Gisele trade out her SUV every single year? It must be nice to have money. Although, we must say, if we could swap out my cars every year, we would go TB12’s route and get more speed, not more cargo space.

11 2010 Audi S5

Audi S5 - Front
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Brady likes Audis a lot. He’s owned a handful of them over the years, with each successive purchase upping the Audi ante. But back in the preseason of 2010 Brady was driving a fairly standard Audi S5. We know it sounds silly to say that a car that started at $50,000 almost 10 years ago is “standard” but to someone of Brady’s stature it is.

Anyway, he didn’t have the car for very long as he was hit on the way to practice by a guy in a minivan who ran a red light and slammed into the then-current Brady machine. Brady himself was fine, but one passenger in the minivan had to be taken to the hospital. It turned out the other driver was driving on a suspended license, and it had been suspended before for DUI, speeding, and more. So we guess we should all be happy that “The GOAT” wasn’t hurt by this dude’s stupid driving.

10 2013 BMW X5

2013 BMW X5
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As we mentioned before, Gisele really likes her SUVs. We guess after her experiment with the Jeep Grand Cherokee she decided to upgrade a bit, as we see here. Gisele’s’ BMW X5 is only about $20,000 more than her Jeep was. That’s the sticker price, and we listed her Jeep as high as it possibly could have been sold for with all the bells and whistles, so our guess is that her BMW was closer to $70K.

Hey, what’s a few dollars here and there for a little extra bit of style. Not that Gisele seems to care too much for style. You would think a supermodel would spend a little more time getting fancied up before hitting the streets for some errands but maybe that’s silly of us. She is the mother of two young children, after all, and that’s probably all that needs to be said in that particular department.

9 2010 Lexus GS 450H

2010 Lexus GS 450H
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Gosh, who knew that Gisele and Tom have had so many luxury cars over the years? Actually, so far nothing that they drive has been stratospherically out-of-this-world in terms of cost or availability. Although we’ve got to be perfectly honest, you may just want to wait and see where this article goes with that. But the two seem to be perfectly happy buying your “average” luxury automobile that your neighbor who’s a dentist drives.

Yeah, the GS 450H is a nice car to have, but it’s certainly not an outrageous one to have. Everyone has seen plenty of Lexus driving around their hometown, it’s not like they are all that exotic. For two people worth well over half a billion dollars combined none of their cars scream “money.”

8 2013 Cadillac Escalade Hybrid

Tom Brady's Cadillac Escalade Hybrid
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Now Cadillac is a different story. Cadillac owners do want to be seen showing off their money. If they didn’t, there would be no Cadillacs. The whole point of these cars is to be ostentatious. It used to be that Cadillacs were the purview of retirees in Florida who wanted to show off their 401K’s growth. But when Cadillac got into the SUV market with the Escalade that all changed. Suddenly Cadillacs weren’t just for old guys named Mort who wore gold chains around their necks anymore.

They were also for a hip class of young professional couples. Hmm, perhaps a young professional couple like Tom and Gisele, yes? Gisele must have influenced this BB purchase (“Brady/Bundchen”) since one, it’s an SUV, and two, it’s a hybrid. It’s also a definite leap up from the BMW X5, at least in price tag if not performance.

7 2011 Range Rover

Range Rover HSE LUX
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It appears that our power couple sure does like to have both capacity and power for their “get around town cars.” We've seen Tom leaving their Range Rover HSE LUX. This particular model is a classic Range Rover, with a supercharged V8 and the best city gas mileage anyone could ever want. Alright, maybe not, but at almost 20mpg it sure did put Tom’s old Super Bowl MVP Escalade to shame.

It’s also got a price point almost double the base package of the Grand Cherokee they would purchase in 2012. Hmm, did Tom & Gisele have a brief scare with money??? Seriously, we can’t believe that they could have, given that they turned their Beverly Hills mansion they bought for about $11 million into a $40 million piece of real estate (that’s how much Dr. Dre bought it for). Rather, we think they buy “regular” cars for when they need to go out and keep the fancy ones locked up in their Brookline, MA compound.

Related: Tom Brady Vs. David Beckham: Who Has The Better Cars?

6 2009 Audi R8

Red Audi R8 Spyder
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OK, now we’re starting to talk. Once you pass the $100,000 threshold on a car purchase you are entering the rarified air of the very rich. Especially when you already know those very rich people have something along the lines of six other vehicles. We only know that because of aerial views of their Brookline, Ma compound when supposedly only the family is home. Oh, and also from watching all the different cars Tom drives in that wacky Tom vs. Time Facebook Watch documentary. You see how far we’ll go for you guys? Anyway, as we know Tom loves Audis and the smaller and faster the better.

This time it’s the R8, an absolute machine that does zero to 60 in about 3 seconds. You can see in the doc we just mentioned that Tom actually got the “Spyder” model. Also, since the R8 is a two-seater coupe we wonder if anyone other than Gisele gets to ride with him?

5 2017 Aston Martin DB11

Aston Martin DB11 - Front
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Late last year our guy Tom inked a deal to work with Aston Martin (more on that in a minute). This is a guy who has done very limited commercial endorsements over the years but the ones he has done, Movado, Tag Heuer, BeautyRest Black, are pretty high-end. Heck, that BeautyRest mattress he shills costs more than our car. So it’s no surprise he would throw in with an elite automaker as well. We’re pretty sure the 2017 DB11 that you can see parked in his driveway is the same one that he shot all of those print ads for.

Think about this too, Tom Brady shot those ads in his own driveway. First, that means the man is powerful enough to tell the Aston Martin people “just send a crew to my house, and we’ll go from there.” Second of all, that also means his house is so nice everybody thought that was a perfectly reasonable request. Why take the photo shoot to the beach or the mountains or the open road when you can just do it in Tom’s driveway.

4 2015 Ferrari M458-T

Red Ferrari M458-T
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Now TB12 is really stepping up his game. The Ferrari M458-T (or “Italia”) is the most expensive sports coupe currently being sold off showroom floors in America. With good reason too, as this bad boy has just about everything a guy like Brady loves in cars. First of all, it’s fast. There’s a shocker, right? We mean, who knew Ferraris were fast? This thing hits 60mph in slightly under three seconds. That’s almost as fast as Tom can sling a football! Second of all, it’s Fire Engine Red. We’re pretty sure there are only two colors Brady goes for in his cars, black or red.

Third of all, there aren’t that many of them. Brady is a member of that exclusive club which, for all we know, is more important to him than being in the 5-time Champion QB club, an honor he shares with only one other guy. OK, maybe the Ferrari club isn’t quite as special to him, but you get our drift. Which we bet Brady does plenty of when he drives this thing. You see what we did there, right? Oh yeah, just in case you’re interested the other quarterback in that club is Bart Starr of the Packers.

3 2018 Limited Edition “TB12” Aston Martin Vanquish S Volante

Aston Martin Vanquish S Volante Special Edition for Tom Brady
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When you’re Tom Brady and you love cars as much as you do you get to do things normal people would never even dream of doing. For instance, as we already mentioned, you get to sign a contract with Aston Martin to be their pitchman. That move made sense for Brady, as we have already discussed his love of Aston Martins in the previous entry. But where this story jumps the shark is in what happened next.

Last October Aston Martin and Brady announced that he would be designing a limited edition car based on the famed Vanquish S Volante and only 12 were sold. How exclusive will this club be? Well, the car’s MSRP (if there is such a thing as an MSRP for a car like this) is $359,950, although We're sure one can sink even more money into the vehicle. Our real question though, is whether Brady himself gets one of the 12, if he has to pay for one himself, or did they just build a 13th for him?

2 2012 Rolls-Royce Ghost

2012 Rolls-Royce Ghost
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Is there any self-respecting half a billionaire power couple out there who don’t have at least one Rolls? If you had to pick only one car in the history of automobiles to represent luxury and decadence wouldn’t it have to be this car?Rolls-Royce has been synonymous with the rich and powerful for a very long time now, so it’s no surprise that Tom & Gisele cruise around in one.

What’s funny about this one though is that there are tons of pics out there on the interwebs of them loading and unloading all three of their kids in and out of this beautiful jewel of a car. Could you ever imagine putting baby car seats in the back seat of a Rolls-Royce? We can’t. How about all of those spilled sippy cups and goldfish being ground into the seats and floor? Man, it gives us the shivers just thinking about what those kids are doing to the interior of that car…

1 2013 Bugatti Veyron Super Sport

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And finally we get to a point where the massively rich prove that they are just a different breed. Rolls-Royce may be the top name in luxury, but Bugatti has got everyone beat in the speed world. This, after all, is a production car that hits 60 mph in less than 2.5 seconds. Are you serious? It also tops out at 151 mph in the quarter-mile. Where do you drive a thing like that? If we were Tom we would be afraid that the car itself would get tired of carting us around suburban Boston and try to take off.

We mean c’mon- the damn thing has a W16 8.0-liter engine that generates 1200 hp. That’s only about 1000 more horses than you need to run to the grocery store and grab some electrolyte water. We don’t know maybe The BB’s have a secret drag racing strip on that massive property of theirs. Or maybe they have an underground racetrack. Based on their predilection for spending huge sums of money on fancy cars we wouldn’t put anything beyond them. We just hope for safety’s sake Tom keeps all the tires in his fleet of cars properly inflated.

Sources: businessinsider.com, celebritycarsblog.com, washingtonpost.com