Alright, if you want to know my honest opinion about wraps and decals on a Lambo...well look, even if you don't want to know my honest opinion about wraps and decals on a Lambo, you're going to get it. I think that they are entirely ridiculous. This is not something that should occur. You just spent at least $200,000 on a car and the first thing you can think of to do is to spend another few grand on top of that ruining the car you just bought? Lamborghini sells their cars the way they do for a reason.

Just like how there is a reason that Ferrari got angry at Deadmau5 for having a wrap of Nyan Cat on his "Purrari," I wouldn't want one of my masterpieces to look like that! I totally get it. For sure. And now, you have to suffer with me as we go through 25 different wraps and/or decal jobs, all of them on Lambos. It breaks my already pretty shattered heart.

And when I say that you have to suffer through it with me, do keep in mind that I spent the time staring at the awful photos to come up with the words for this article. So, if these photos hurt your sensibilities (Which they should), know that I've been suffering through it for much longer...and hopefully, you can take some consolation from that.

25 Sketched Out

I actually have a hard time looking at this particular Lambo. Why? Well because I keep trying to decide if it is real or if this is just one of those crazy sketches. I know that it is real and simply made to look like a sketch but because of that really intense cut of the lines, it actually makes it harder to focus on the lines of the car. It's crazy. I hope you all agree with me and that I'm not just going blind or am about to have a stroke. Well, I'm still typing so that must mean I'm not about to stroke.

Either way, this is a very bizarre wrap that really won't have people focus on the Lambo itself but on the crazy lines and how they merge together to form what looks like a living sketch of a Lambo. I should like it because it accentuates lines but it pulls focus from the actual body of the car and doesn't really allow you to appreciate the car. It makes you appreciate what you're thinking is some distance above or beside the car. That is the strangeness of this wrap that it forces you to see this illusion that takes too much focus to bother breaking every time you want to look at the damn car.

24 Psychedelic Wrapper

My mind is going to explode well before we get to the end of this article. I'm almost certain of that. This looks like it was drawn from some trip that Beavis and Butthead went on, mixed with The Beatles' Yellow Submarine cartoon film. In case you haven't seen either of these things before, Imagine what it would be like to trip on LSD, then magnify that with some trippy music and then you have, I'm sure, the basis of how this person came up with this ridiculous wrap.

What gets me going almost more than the ugliness of the wrap itself is that fact that the company that did it thinks it's a good idea to promote their work with a little logo in the corner.

All that does is lay claim to this mess and that is not something that any company should want to do, I'm somewhat sorry to say...actually no. I'm not at all sorry to say that. I can hardly see the cut of the door in this photo. That is how badly this wrap has ruined the look of the Lambo. I can tell it's a Lambo but I can't truly see the Lambo. Does that make sense?

23 DC Comics

Is it too much to tell you to shame this person on Instagram? Alright, I'll leave it be then and just toss my grievances into this entry. First of all, you shouldn't wrap your Lambo. Period. I think we've covered that much already. Secondly, you really shouldn't wrap your Lambo. It looks ugly. Thirdly, DC kind of sucks and while the Joker is probably the main saving grace of both that company and this wrap, he's still ugly and shouldn't be plastered onto a car. Just watch the damn movies if you love DC so much. Go read a comic or two.

Read them in your Lambo (when you're not driving) if you must. But don't slap a bunch of characters on there that everyone is tired of seeing.

Ok, people aren't tired of Wonder Woman yet, and people don't really know Deathstroke because Deadpool is better, but my point still remains. If you're going to wrap, then wrap it well. And given that no wrap is really very good to begin with, just don't wrap your Lambo. How are you supposed to see the nice lines of this car with the Joker coming to get you every time you look? You don't, is the answer. Because you can't.

22 The Megatron

Alright, there are a lot of things that are wrong with this picture. I wish that I could use that as a function in this article "name all of the things that are wrong with this picture". That would be fantastic to be able to do in the middle of an article. At any rate, when I first looked at this Lambo, I instantly thought of Megatron from Transformers...and I mean from the cartoon. It has to do with the color scheme of this car. Megatron has more grey, but it still conjured up an image of Megatron for me. For whatever reason. Anyway, I Would like to be able to see the nice lines and curves of this car...but it's actually pretty hard with the constant color shift. Oh, and it's also hard because this guy put his Lambo OUT IN THE SNOW! Are you insane!? I live in Canada and I wouldn't drive my Ford Mustang out in the snow in the winter (if I owned one), let alone a Lambo! And the snow is already crusted on the thing. And then there's one more thing. The wrap is bad, his car care is bad...how is there a matching wrapped case attached to the car!? How do you do this to a Lambo?

21 Urban Camo...With Yellow? 

So here is something that definitely does not work. First of all, why would you put any sort of camo on a Lambo? Don't you want people to see the bloody thing? Isn't that the point of having one? I mean besides having a wicked hot car that you can speed around in? I'm pretty sure it's mainly meant for showing off in though. Pretty sure. So why the urban camo? Especially urban camo. Are you trying to hide away in the city? Oh, definitely not. How do I know this? Because you have spattered the camo with yellow!

It's like that stylized blood from Sin City has been splattered all over the car. And because of the offsetting focus that the yellow draws you end up losing the lines of the car underneath the wrap...you know, that thing that you spent at least $200,000 on? That one?

My goodness, I can't imagine ever doing anything to a Lambo but driving it, getting it washed and waxed and making sure it's tuned up. Of course, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be one of those people who is ever able to buy a Lambo...and that's just sad because look at how some people treat theirs!

20 Wonder Woman...

Where do I begin with this one? Look, don't get me wrong. I want to say that this is pretty cool. I really do. Especially since Wonder Woman has been the only good DC film out for a while now, and I think it deserves some praise for that reason. However, there is something entirely wrong about doing this to a Lambo.

If I want to praise Wonder Woman, I'll go watch the movie again and again. I'll buy some Wonder Woman swag. Hell, I'll even dress as Wonder Woman myself for Halloween. But the one thing I would not do? Dress my Lambo up like Wonder Woman. Why? Well, what if Gal Gadot is caught up in some scandal and this car makes it look like you're supporting her now? What if something happens in your life and whenever you think about Wonder Woman it starts to bring back horrible memories? How would you live with your car like this! Hell, I'm not going to be able to watch Wonder Woman anymore without thinking about this atrocious wrap. The wrap job was done great but let the Lambo speak for itself!

19 Animal Print, Or Something

Ha! The funny thing about this is I'm almost certain that the cops did not pull this Lambo driver over because of speeding or poor driving skills or something of that like. I bet this driver was pulled over because he's committing a very glaring fashion crime. Or some great crime against decency. Something to that effect. Why? Well, first of all, what is that print supposed to be on that Lambo? Is it an animal print of some kind? Or is this supposed to be some kind of Rorschach Lambo and you only see what your brain allows you to see?

If that's the case, my brain is forcing this image of a horrible car owner who abuses their cars and wastes a ton of money just to mess up an otherwise very attractive automobile. That's the image I'm forced to see. I can't imagine for the life of me someone would want random lines wrapped around their Lambo. Especially purple and yellow. Those were my high school colors but not like this, and not on a Lambo! You've got to have some sort of upstairs mixup to think this is a cool thing to do. That's all I have to say, really.

18 The Italian-American Patriot? 

Alright, so I get the impulse to put the stars and stripes on every little thing that you own because you're proud to be an American and you're a patriot and you care about the country and freedom and all that star-spangled stuff, but here's the thing: it doesn't look cool on cars. It really just doesn't. There has never been a time where I've seen the stars and stripes on a car (and I've seen a lot of them) and thought "Gee, I feel a lot of pride right now."

Not one time has that happened. What I typically think is "Gee, why in the name of George Washington would anyone do this to a car?" And I mean, spare a thought for the car for at least a second. Not only did you just drop about $200,000 (at least) on your new car, and an additional few grand for the wrap...you've also purchased a car that is most certainly not American. If you did this to a Dodge Avenger, I would get it. I would hate it, but I would get it. I know there are a lot of Italians in New York but that doesn't make it ok to wrap this beautiful Italian sports car into a star-spangled mess.

17 A Sharpie Lambo

The sharpie Lambo. Why is it called that, you might ask? Well, it has something to do with the idea that the design looks like it was done by someone wielding a freaking sharpie! I have a very important question for you all. If you happened to have the scratch put together in order to buy a Lambo, would ever let anyone near it with a sharpie? I'm going to assume that you all said "no," unless, of course, you are defending your friend who is an artist who happens to carry some in their bag. That's fine, but I mean uncapped and ready to draw on your car.

Given that the only answer here is "no" then why is it that someone would go out of their way to invest in a wrap that looks like someone with very steady hands took a sharpie to their car and made some kooky and fun designs? That is a form of graffiti I hope I never experience. Sure, the designs look cool enough but I have to say that it's just not right. Look, if you're trying to hide a hideous car underneath, then I get doing something like this. But the Lambo already has such nice lines, why would you want to add another 10,000 to it?

16 Nyanborghini Purracan...*Sigh*

Yeah...I actually struggled to type out that title for this entry. The...Nyanborghini Purracan...Ugh. This is a car owned by the Canadian music man Deadmau5. I'm almost ashamed of his being Canadian for no other reason than this God-awful-looking wrap. Seriously though. There is something sacrilegious about it that I can't kick. And I've never really had to disagree much with someone from another auto blog but Kristen Lee at Jalopnik wrote last year (at the announcement of Deadmau5's selling of his Lambo).

"I’ll tell you what’s boring: a stock Lamborghini Huracán." Well, I'm sorry Kirsten but that is simply not true. I'll grant you that this Nyan Cat-astrophe is not boring, but it's not meant for a Lambo.

He's the same thing with his Ferrari 458 Italia, which he dubbed the "Purrari". That makes me sick. Ferrari even sent him a cease and desist over the mess. So he wrapped his Lambo instead. Well, I'm sorry but if I spent almost $300,000 on a car like the Lambo Huracan and then paid another few or more grand on a wrap like this, notify the guys with the white coats and padded rooms because there is clearly something wrong with me at that point.

15 The Flower Shop

What in the actual f*ck is going on here!? This is a photo of an actual Lambo Murcielago at the New York Auto Show in 2015. This was put on display as something good. I don't know how that happened. You can hardly tell that it is a Murcielago for all of the flora covering every bloody inch of the thing.

Motorhead Mama from Driving Line said of this car, "Sure, if they were giving away a Lambo covered in gold chains and jewels, I’d take it, but I ‘d need a quick wrap before I got behind the wheel."

I get what she means here. You'd definitely want to cover this crap up. Lucky for her though, she wouldn't have to worry about rewrapping. It's easy enough to undo the pain that was caused by an ugly wrap job. So I think she would be better off just getting rid of this rap and never mind about covering it up with another one. I'm sure there is a beautiful Lambo Murcielago underneath this atrocious wrap. Aside from the crazed driver who put this wrap on the bloody poor car, I'm wondering who in their right mind even came up with the design as well as installed this frightening thing.

14 Ireland? 

Alright, I actually have no idea if this was intentional or not because it looks as though the front is meant to be some sort of leaf pattern, and the back looks a bit like fire with some sort of figure in it that I can't figure out, so I'm not sure. But, that being said, I think this is actually meant to be an Irish-based patriotic car wrap. It's got the orange, white and green.

That being said, I have to say the exact same thing I say for every single star-spangled awesome car wrap I've ever seen and say that these attempts of looking a patriot actually just make you look like a butt. The only flag that would make sense to have on this car is the Italian flag. Why? Because Lamborghini is historically an Italian car company, making cars in Italy, where Italians live. That makes sense. I don't know what cars they make in Ireland but they should spend their time wrapping those ones with their particular tri-color. The Lambo should be left as is unless Lambo puts out a version that is red, white, and green. And that may have happened before, and even then, who is to say that it doesn't still look like garbage? Just let the damn car speak for itself.

13 Technicolor Dream Car? 

I understand that this car is for the Goldrush Rally...but that doesn't give you an excuse to be obnoxious. Get real. You know what you should put on your Lambo when you take it out to parade it in front of thousands of car enthusiasts? A fresh coat of wax! Figuratively speaking. Just have it nice and shiny and clean and parade that car that you spent upwards of $200,000 for because it was worth it all on its own and you love the thing. Don't show it disrespect by turning it into Joseph's technicolor nightmare car.

What on earth was this person thinking? Just look at the wheels! Have you looked at them yet? Alternating colors from rim to cap and they don't even match the rest of the bloody car! It's like five different people owned this car in quick succession and they all added something else horribly wrong to it. I will never understand the thought process that goes into doing something like this to a car like this. What did it ever do to you besides look awesome and let you drive it!? That is a very courteous car if you ask me. Maybe you should show it the same courtesy and get rid of that god-awful wrap!

12 Hundred Dollar Bills Y'all

Before you look too closely at this car I bet you think that this is some kind of camo, right? Well, only if you park it in a vault that has a ton of loose hundred dollar bills. That's right. Take a closer look at this car and you'll see that the wrap is actually just a massive pile of hundred dollar bills. What a crock of garbage. The original version of this car is actually sort of like a chrome teal. While that may not be the best color you could ask for in a Lambo it certainly beats this atrocious hundred dollar bill wrap.

The Redditor who posted the unfortunate car had this to say: "Friend of mine thought the chrome blue Lambo should have been wrapped in $100 bills since it 'looked so money' so he photoshopped it, with amazing results!" Thankfully, that is correct. This is just a Photoshopped wrap on a thankfully unscathed car. But that doesn't change the fact that someone thought it was a cool look for it. And that's not all. I took a little scroll through the thread and all people were talking about was how awesome it was or how it looked like camo and how the car would look "like totally sick with camo bro". Give me a break.

11 The Hologram

I wish that I believed in a god because I would now ask that god for patience. First of all, ditch the under glow. I'm sorry but you're not reliving The Fast And The Furious here. Grow up. Second of all, are you trying to kill every other driver on the road? Imagine what that holographic shimmer does to headlights at night. I can't just picture the number of people who swerve off the road to avoid some disaster only to find that it's some douche in a Lambo with a holographic wrap.

Maybe he spent so many years trying to collect all of the holographic Pokemon cars out there that when it just wouldn't work for him his obsession drove him to wrap his Lambo in this unfortunate manner.

I don't know why I assume that this is a guy but I shouldn't assume this person's gender because stupid people are absolutely everywhere and in every form. Maybe one day there will be a safe place for these cars to go where they won't be treated with such disrespect. Of course, by the time that happens, the cars will be sentient and we will be a dying species, hanging on by the mercy of our own technology.

10 Dubai Police...

This is one thing I never thought I'd have to see on a Lamborghini Aventador. For those of you who do not know what the wrap here is...let me enlighten you. This is a car in the service of the Dubai police force in the United Arab Emirates. You know, that place that has all that money where cops can drive a freaking Lambo! As it happens, they've also added Bugatti Veyron to their collection of service cars and that is absolutely terrifying. But we're not here to talk about the Veyron.

We're here to talk about the slower of the two cars, the Lambo Aventador. Now, what is so wrong with this wrap? I mean, the people need to know that this is a police car so the wrap and decals make perfect sense, right? Yes, that is right but there is one point missing from that. It is a cop car! The wrap and decals aren't overly offense in general but for the fact that they signify that this Lambo is a cop car. That should offend any fan of this car. The cops aren't supposed to have awesome and hugely expensive supercars...YOU ARE! And that's the way it should stay!

9 The Diablo? 

Alright, I think that whoever did this wrap was actually trying to accomplish something clever. I don't know if you can tell just what the design is there on the front of the car but it sort of looks like a demon or devil of some sort, right? And then there are some skull motifs happening along the sides of the car. I'm thinking that this person tried to be clever by getting a wrap with something like Diablo (from the Blizzard game) on there. Why would that be clever? Because this model of Lambo is the famous Lamborghini Diablo.

Clever, right? No, of course not. Go away. The car is plenty awesome enough without the need to prove a point by slapping Diablo's face on the hood of the bloody car. How could this have been a rational thought process?

I mean get the very basic connection here. Lambo Diablo...the game Diablo. It makes sense to that degree, and only to that degree. That's it. End of story. Except it isn't because I have a word count and I have more to say anyway. The very primitive connection between Diablo and Diablo and the thought that such an expensive car needs to hit people over the head in such a way is ludicrous. I can point out a Lambo Diablo better than any other Lambo out there. People know it. Just leave it be.

8 The Cosmos

Look, I love the cosmos. Carl Sagan had an awesome series about the cosmos. It was called Cosmos, I think. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a pretty awesome guy. He knows a lot about the cosmos too. In fact, I think he did a series once that was called Cosmos. Weird how that happens, isn't it? You know what you really don't need to see plastered onto a Lambo? Get ready for this one: THE COSMOS!

Why do you need it on your car? Why don't you just look up? After all, the cosmos is up there and all around. Just look at the night sky. And if you're deep in the city and the lights are preventing you from doing that. You know what you could do? You could hop into that really expensive and otherwise good-looking box with wheels on it and drive yourself to a place where you can clearly see the stars. Why wouldn't you rather do that than wrap the cosmos around your damn Lambo? Didn't you buy the thing so you could drive it? Then just get in the thing and drive. Don't start driving then stop in a garage where they mess up the look you already paid for!

7 Manufacturer Wrap

To be fair, this is an intentional wrap job done by the very people who developed this car. How do I know this? Swirls and crazy tight lines like this on a wrap are done intentionally by a manufacturer when they are test-driving their new models. The reason for this is because everyone wants to take a look at the new cars coming out and they want to scoop the carmaker and show the world what the next model looks like before it is actually revealed.

When you put this sort of wrap over top of a car it does the very thing I've been complaining about this whole bloody time. It hides the lines and the real shape of the car. This way no one can spoil the car that the makers have been working so hard at bringing to a motor show debut of some sort. So, while I totally understand what it is that Lambo was doing here by using this wrap to hide the lines and shape of the car, that doesn't mean it's not ridiculous. It's still a god-awful wrap. It's just a very necessary one so that people are forced to keep their mouths shut about an upcoming debut of a car.

6 What Is That? 

I actually cannot even begin to understand what it is that someone was doing here. Were they trying to come up with some sort of camo look? I don't know what they'd be camouflaging themselves in, blood, whiteout and...? Seriously, I have no idea what's going on here. I don't even know how I'm supposed to fill up the required space for this entry. Ultimately, the message is this: crap wrap, don't understand the point, just respect the car. I mean, I think it's pretty clear now that my opinion is to never wrap a car. Especially not one as nice as a Lambo. But if you're going to wrap one. If you have to. If you're yearning beyond everything else (or someone has put a gun to your head) and you just have to wrap a Lambo...what is the harm in wrapping it in something that at least has a point, or makes sense? I don't think there's any harm in that whatsoever. Do you want to know who owns this Lambo Aventador? This is Chris Brown's car. And you know what he said after they finished up putting this wrap on? He repeated (at least five times) "They smashed dat." And he means that as a compliment, by the way.